Adulting sucks!
There was a time when no problem was too big for a log of chocolate chip cookie dough.
Sure the label warns it’s not to be consumed raw, but sometimes a girl’s got to throw caution to the wind, and live on the wild side.
I haven’t indulged for AGES. I guess I’ve been eating a fairly healthy diet–lots of fresh fruit, unsweetened yoghurt, poached eggs, avocado and of course wine, which is in the Bible, so it’s got to be good.
So the chocolate chip cookie dough was meant to be a real treat.
Instead the lump I ate is sitting in my tummy like, well…a lump. Ugh! The rest of it’s in the fridge waiting to go in the garbage.
Not being able to stomach raw cookie dough is clearly an adult problem.
So, yeah, adulting sucks.
The Grey Divorcee 
Sounds like a misjudgement, raw cookie dough? Really! I suggest cookie dough flavoured ice cream instead!
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Cookie dough ice cream is good, but it’s just not the same as pure, unadulterated cookie dough. Maybe I just need to build up my tolerance to the real stuff? 🙂
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It’s a slippery slope this addiction thing, it starts with cookie dough and the next thing you know you’re sitting in a California ‘clinic’ looking to get cured off the Wild Turkey (pepperoni sticks)!
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The only Wild Turkey I’m likely to fall for is the bourbon, although I’m really more of a Jack Daniels girl! 🙂
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I originally meant the bourbon, but then considered my audience and changed it! A JD girl eh?
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JD and Diet Coke used to be my drink of choice. It’s really the only way I can stomach Diet Coke! I find the JD takes the edge off and mellows it.
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HA HA HA, I like your thinking. Please don’t drink and drive when you read the next blog post!
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No worries there. I’m always very careful about not drinking if I’m going to be driving.
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