So, I think my Chihuahua tried to kill me last night…
I put the bath mat on the floor before I went in the shower. Climbing out, I took a huge step, expecting some traction from the mat.
Instead my wet foot slid across the bare slippery floor, and this girl who never advanced beyond a beginner level yoga class came close to doing the splits.
Confused about the missing bath mat, and slightly shaken by my near fall, I heard a snort in the bedroom.
I discovered the missing bath mat.
You can’t see it in the photo, but my little bath mat thief is grinning…in a threatening manner.
I knew I shouldn’t have told her she’s in my will.
The Grey Divorcee 