After reading about the benefits of red wine, I’ve decided to switch from my beloved Chardonnay to something a little redder and smoother…for medicinal purposes of course.
After spending so much time in the liquor store the clerks gave up offering to help me, I finally found it–the ideal red for me.
How did I know it was perfect? It had the three features I most value in a wine:
Friends, I’ve gone over to the dark side.