Red Whine

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After reading about the benefits of red wine, I’ve decided to switch from my beloved Chardonnay to something a little redder and smoother…for medicinal purposes of course.

After spending so much time in the liquor store the clerks gave up offering to help me, I finally found it–the¬†ideal red for me.

How did I know it was perfect?  It had the three features I most value in a wine:

On sale–check!

Screw top–check!

Free gift–check!

Friends, I’ve gone over to the dark side.