Chirpy Receptionist: Hello! Sechelt Animal Hospital!
Me: Do you have any appointments today?
CR: You’re in luck! We’ve just had a cancellation! What’s the problem?
Me: My dog has diarrhea.
CR: Oh–that’s too bad! Can you bring in a sample?
Me: Sure–there’s still quite a bit crusted on the car’s upholstery.
Friends, the word of the day is: why me???