You’re in Luck!!!

Chirpy Receptionist:  Hello! Sechelt Animal Hospital!

Me:  Do you have any appointments today?

CR:  You’re in luck!  We’ve just had a cancellation!  What’s the problem?

Me:  My dog has diarrhea.

CR:  Oh–that’s too bad!  Can you bring in a sample?

Me:  Sure–there’s still quite a bit crusted on the car’s upholstery.

Friends, the word of the day is:  why me???