Haute Dog!

005I haven’t had a bath in over two months!

Sadly, the cottage is far from perfect.  No laundry, no bath tub…no joy!

Every night I squish my grimy body into my coffin-sized shower stall and perform a series of contortions in an attempt to come out cleaner than I went in.

I miss bathing so much that the idea of languishing in a tub of warm water, wine glass in one hand, novel in the other is never far from my thoughts.

I’d almost given up on my squeaky clean dreams when I found the answer–public dog baths!

For $10, one can enjoy a hot soapy interlude at the pet supply shop.  Granted, it may not be as private as I’d like, but it’s a bath!!!

If staff try to tell me this opportunity is only for dogs, I’ll have one thing to say:  woof!

Friends, if I play my cards right, the word of the day might just be splash.

4 thoughts on “Haute Dog!

  1. HAHA great post, but I feel ya! When I left the wasband I roomed with a lady that seldom cleaned her tub/shower. Mold and mildew just covered the grout making it impossible for me to clean once I moved in. Needless to say, six months of quick showers and dreaming of the day of when I could lay down and soak in a tub came to an end. NOW I relax in my clean tub all the time!!

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